Uvula

(Jordan and I looking at my Uvula in her computer camera.)
Uvula is the term I found after googling "the dangling thing in the back of my mouth is swollen" at 5am NOV 22, 2006. After finishing an essay around 4am, I attempted to fall asleep. Unfortunately I began coughing uncontrollable. I decided to get up and look at my mouth in the mirror, upon which I nearly had a panic attack. To encapsulate this moment, imagine a second tongue in your mouth. This tongue was either moving around in my mouth, resting on my real tongue, or it was going down my throat and giving me a chocking sensation.
I figured I needed help, but who was I going to wake up? Maybe someone would be up. And who would guess no one other then Katy. Katy is an easy going Texan who has a weird sleeping schedule. She simply looked in my mouth and told me "oh that’s probably fine, I think I had that once." This oddly enough calmed me down. I tried to go back to sleep, but no such luck. Upon freaking out again, I decided to resort to google.com. At google, I quickly typed "dangly think in the back of my mouth" under the image search. I found a diagram where it pointed out the uvula. Then I typed "swollen uvula" under the web search which pulled up a wikipedia article on the Uvula. It is truly amazing how useful the internet is.
At wikipedia I found: "At times, the mucous membrane around the uvula may swell, causing the uvula to expand 3-5 times its normal size. When the uvula touches the throat or tongue, it can cause sensations like gagging or choking."
Later it said: "There are many theories about what causes the uvula to swell, including: 1) dehydration "
Upon which I drank around 10-12 glasses of water.
I was rest assured when reading: "A swollen uvula is normally not life-threatening and subsides in a short time, typically within a day."
Since Wikipedia has not failed me yet, I calmed down and attempted to get some sleep. Upon which it took me about half an hour to fall asleep, due to the coughing and gagging. Once asleep, I found myself waking up periodically due to the urge to go to the bathroom from all the water I drank. Then it was back to trying to fall back asleep.
Through all this, I was never too upset. I couldn't help but laugh at how weird the situation was. Telling people I have a swollen uvula is also interesting. It’s rather peculiar getting asked how your uvula is doing, which people here seem to enjoy doing.
Wikipedia article can be found at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uvula




